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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21799) - you deserved it (3315)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

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On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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