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SeasonedLemur
  • Town/Country : Appleby-In-Westmorland, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 September 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1009
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SeasonedLemur : I eat doritos and play xbox all day everyday!
Waste your life with me! GT: SeasonedLemur

Oh and I know I\\\'m a complete fucking idiot I don\\\'t need to be told!

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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

#487
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I agree, your life sucks (25009) - you deserved it (4985)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37194) - you deserved it (18387)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his windo I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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