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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 September 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1266
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SeasonedLemur : I eat doritos and play xbox all day everyday!
Waste your life with me! GT: SeasonedLemur

Oh and I know I\\\'m a complete fucking idiot I don\\\'t need to be told!

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SeasonedLemur's favorite FMLs

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

#487
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31525) - you deserved it (6603)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44470) - you deserved it (24336)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35629) - you deserved it (5230)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285519) - you deserved it (28221)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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