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About Seashells77 : I like funny shit.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML
Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
Today, I was in te car wit my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, se blurtd out from te backseat, "I don't love u anymore." Sockd, I askd er to repeat erself. Se lookd me straigt in te eye and said, "Te puppy doesn't love u eiter." FML
Friday 27 March 2015