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Seashells77

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 361
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Seashells77 : I like funny shit.

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Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38083) - you deserved it (2700)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML

#21378703
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27272) - you deserved it (9270)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25606) - you deserved it (3090)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

yesterdayhile camping , I was given the sex talk , along with visuals creatd with marshmallows and a roasting fork . FML

#21377041
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (2518)

On 03/18/2015 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day At 2:00 Am, Neighbor Discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He Loves It. Big Fat FML

#21376518
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (2044)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to doctor so he could remove a living spider from nasal cavity. big fat FML

#21365080
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35508) - you deserved it (2263)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Taday some popped-collar wearing shitbrd tried to pick me up with the line , ( You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck? ) FML

#21359908
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (2484)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I EXPERIENCED THE HORROR OF WALKING IN ON MY BEST FRIEND FONDLING HIS TITS. YES, "HIS". FML

#21351065
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (2932)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

YESTERDAY IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET FRD, I SENT A SEXUAL LOVE LETTER TO MAH BOSS. WE'RE GOING ON OUR FRST DATE TOMORROW. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (36088)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

#21342311
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26897) - you deserved it (8967)

On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard!! The floor wasn't even wet!! FML

#21336915
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28360) - you deserved it (4368)

On 01/14/2015 at 10:35am - work - by kronic1990 - United Kingdom

Today, my usband confessed tat wen e's angry wit me, e uses my makeup sponge to apply is emorroid cream. FML

#21336401
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34035) - you deserved it (3919)

On 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm - love - by Maiar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was in te car wit my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, se blurtd out from te backseat, "I don't love u anymore." Sockd, I askd er to repeat erself. Se lookd me straigt in te eye and said, "Te puppy doesn't love u eiter." FML

#21334677
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29057) - you deserved it (2448)

On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States



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