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SeahorseGuy
  • Town/Country : Mississippi, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About SeahorseGuy : I am a senior in high school, and love fish. I have 3 saltwater aquariums, two of them housing seahorses (hence the name ;)). I also like to read through FML's every night before I go to sleep.

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Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22118) - you deserved it (1544)

On 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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