Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Scourge87

Search for a member

Scourge87

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Scourge87 : Possessor of the knowledge of being greatly ignorant.
I also probably hate you for some undisclosed reason.
Good day to ya !

Scourge87's page activity

Visits<b>Hobbes94</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 12:18am<b>CptHeinz</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 8:06am<b>zawesomee</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 7:02pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 03/15/2010 at 10:58pm<b>krs500</b> - the 02/10/2010 at 3:37am<b>xdreamisover</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 11:26pm<b>erinMC</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 11:18pm<b>dudeitsdanny</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 10:56pm<b>null</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 10:55pm<b>littlexlion</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 10:35pm<b>TC1</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 10:02pm<b>Peroxide</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 8:57pm<b>bethinabox</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 8:40pm<b>cherylface</b> - the 12/23/2009 at 8:32pm

Scourge87's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Scourge87's favorite FMLs

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

#8031380
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29882) - you deserved it (1832)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (7184)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

#7845812
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36355) - you deserved it (2592)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47209) - you deserved it (36939)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: