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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 November 1986 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 869
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Scourge87 : Possessor of the knowledge of being greatly ignorant.
I also probably hate you for some undisclosed reason.
Good day to ya !

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Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

#8031380
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29879) - you deserved it (1832)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:29pm - misc - by sweeeeet (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25223) - you deserved it (7184)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

#7845812
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36356) - you deserved it (2592)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47211) - you deserved it (36938)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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