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About Scoty12C : Love knives, Metal(music), and women ;)
Name's Caleb by the way.
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Today , I was on the phone with mah boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty , so we started talking drty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene , when I heard mah dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML
Today my son said "Mommy sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replid "Well honey that's normal an okay." I then askd when it happens to which he said "Well sometimes when watching Scooby Doo an Shaggy comes out dressd in lady clothes." mega FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015