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Scooter42

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 March 1980 (36 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 747
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Scooter42's favorite FMLs

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

by AHHH_REPTAR / 06/23/2016 at 12:54am / United States (South Dakota) / Work

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML

by achoo-plop / 11/29/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (Colorado) / Health

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy