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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 March 1980 (35 years)
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I agree, their lives suck

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Hard at Work

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22298) - you deserved it (46762)

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