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Scooter42

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 March 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 639
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21154) - you deserved it (1866)

On 11/29/2015 at 8:17pm - health - by achoo-plop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (47123)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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