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SchizoGirl
  • Town/Country : Tours, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 330
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SchizoGirl : I'm 16, and I live in a small town near to Tours in France, i like watching basketball and tennis and i practice waterpolo.. Whatever. You don't care.
I love listening to music so if you have some groups to make me discover it will be great. :D

I created an account here to improve my english so i'll be glad if you sent me a message to talk or anything else. I'm sorry if i make mistakes when i'm writting. :x

( J'ai aussi un compte sur la version française de VDM. Oui j'ai que ça a foutre, mais que voulez vous.. jme fais chier là. )

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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (49854)

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