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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend of two years has been cheating on me for over five months, including while I was deployed to Afghanistan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41584) - you deserved it (3037)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4287) - you deserved it (26015)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15161) - you deserved it (45864)

On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

#11892706
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On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (176836) - you deserved it (19148)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)



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