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About ScenicSubterfuge : Badge Hunter Extraordinaire! I look at the "EVERY" side of life. The good, the bad AND the ugly. It isn't my fault that the bad things are the funniest, I just wish they didn't happen to me!

There is FML everywhere, like art. You just have to be lucky enough to catch it. You have to be LOOKING for it, or it will FIND you. (That's never a good thing.) So put in your FML-Ray goggles and have some fun!

Be ONE with life, and life will be FOUR you... See what I did there?

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Today, my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's, cornered me in the kitchen and called the cops. My crime? Robbery, of my own house. FML


Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML


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