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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 June 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4019
  • Number of comments : 521
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28101) - you deserved it (8719)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10258) - you deserved it (50747)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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