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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 August 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I recieved the newspaper from my hometown . My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page . His new wife has the same frst name as me . All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much wieght I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo . FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

#5167647
121 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today Mah Grlfriend Of 3 Years Told Me That I Was Part Of An Experiment For Her Sociology Doctorate!! I Also Learnd That The Notebooks She's Been Writing In For The Past Three Years Aren't For Her ( Doctorate In Literature ) As She Had Told Me They Were Notes On Mah Behavior For The Past 3 Years!! FML

#5166110
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On 09/10/2009 at 9:37am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up at ma crazy ex-girlfriend's ouse, nakd and disorientd. You know, te kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-figt-now-we-can-get-marrid crazy. Se says everyting's fine now and se's so glad we've "startd our family." fat FML

#5165059
171 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British

Today my 11-year-old son an I were going through some old photos!! He saw one of mehen I was 22 on a beach wearing a bikini!! He said ( Wow! Who's that? ) Quite proudly I said it was me!! He lookd at me an said ( What happend? ) FML

#5164588
76 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 5:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

2DAY FOR TE FIRST TIME EVER, WILE I WAS DRIVING I RAN OVER A SQUIRREL. IT WAS IN FRONT OF TREE LITTLE GIRLS AT TEIR LEMONADE STAND. FML

#5141393
85 comments

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday my dad bought me a new laptop 4 my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop 4 work... which is more expensive... has better specs... runs faster... and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgradd laptop as my birthday present. FML

#5054381
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Today, Before Class I Was Trying To Prove I Can Twist Myself Like The People On The Front Of Mah Anatomy Textbook, I Got Onto A Table And Twisted Mah Ankles Behind Mah Head. Everyone Seemed Impressed Until I Farted So Loudly That It Echoed In The Hallway. I Couldn't Get Mah Legs Unstuck. FML

#5050946
76 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my little sister recievd a fairy costume from my aunt. She puttd it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing , she puttd her hands on her hips and says,"Cant u just act pretty?" FML

#4839139
91 comments

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On 08/26/2009 at 4:31pm - kids - by yummolives (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into mah room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto mah bed, an cracked two of mah ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, an then had very loud sex, which I hered. FML

#4827705
106 comments

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On 08/26/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today I had mah first raal data with mah first sarious boyfriand . I was looool narvous cuz from past axparianca . I laarnd mah lips wara a bit ticklish an I usually giggld a bit during kissing . Wall wa startd making out an I thought was I doing pratty good hiding mah laughs . Until I wat mysalf . FML

#4819197
135 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 7:56pm - love - by RitaDahhlinnnng (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was walking out of a bar wan somaona grabbd ma by ta troat, and slammd ma against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around wit ma wifa, bacausa naxt tima - I'll kill you." I'm gay and avan't baan wit a woman sinca 1985. FML

#4810431
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62803) - you deserved it (6551)

On 08/25/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by Jeff (man) - United States (Indiana)



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