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ScaryyMary
  • Town/Country : California
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 6922
  • Number of comments : 1105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

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Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)