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ScaryyMary

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ScaryyMary

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8422
  • Number of comments : 1114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About ScaryyMary : Bugger off.

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ScaryyMary's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26472) - you deserved it (4419)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24401) - you deserved it (15690)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54938) - you deserved it (4224)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25562) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25562) - you deserved it (2273)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (7941)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29165) - you deserved it (5152)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38124) - you deserved it (23205)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30494) - you deserved it (12267)

On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (3895)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19334) - you deserved it (88500)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36552) - you deserved it (12441)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69568) - you deserved it (6556)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13679) - you deserved it (20248)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

#14710566
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37083) - you deserved it (4730)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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