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ScarletFever67
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (2069)

On 02/27/2012 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21306) - you deserved it (2561)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12414) - you deserved it (25501)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by snownerd - United States (Ohio)



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