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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26874) - you deserved it (3065)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15945) - you deserved it (2865)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

#6401291
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I agree, your life sucks (15945) - you deserved it (2865)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Ellen - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13905) - you deserved it (44693)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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