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Sbx426

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Sbx426

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6452
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sbx426 : That's my dog on the picture, her name is Zara ^^

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Today, I spent 300 dollars making colored flyers for my iPhone that I lost. On the flyer I wrote for whoever found it to call me and I would give a reward. I wrote the phone number of my iPhone that I lost. FML

#165039
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20373) - you deserved it (125976)

On 02/28/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73969) - you deserved it (758626)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27772) - you deserved it (96200)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
980 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77854) - you deserved it (440718)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

#111850
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61229) - you deserved it (3020)

On 02/23/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML

#102544
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53825) - you deserved it (4569)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML

#96443
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45394) - you deserved it (11931)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by goddamitme (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241392) - you deserved it (82372)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33634) - you deserved it (4744)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

#43148
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15577) - you deserved it (34507)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

#43092
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14117) - you deserved it (49645)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51619) - you deserved it (9365)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6608) - you deserved it (47069)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

#5942
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23464) - you deserved it (17614)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:48am - health - by mrb72 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43634) - you deserved it (364420)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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