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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3079
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Saywat145 : I'm alive, I guess that's an accomplishment

Saywat145's page activity

Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 11:22pm<b>Lt_Senpai</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 5:45am<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:19am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 11:49pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:12pm<b>PencilTips</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 5:26pm<b>meg0606</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 9:16pm<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:10pm<b>jesterinperil</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:31pm<b>Braxman6</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:52am<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 4:12am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 4:13pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:59pm<b>couchcat</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:05pm<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:44am<b>A07</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:45am<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 11:41am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:28pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:02am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:09pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 1:51am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 4:17am<b>Amaury56</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:14pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 10:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:33am<b>paravoz</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 8:17am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 3:03am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:54am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:12am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:38am<b>pratikp03</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:17am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:13am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Saywat145's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked this really cute girl for her number. I had nothing else on me so I told her to write it on a dollar bill. Later, without thinking, I put it in a vending machine. I freaked out and frantically pushed the return button. It gave me back quarters. FML

by gavinbanks / 07/21/2013 at 6:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

by notenoughunderwearintheworld / 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Transportation

Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML

by cheated / 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2013 at 9:55pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

by Aliiiice / 07/16/2013 at 9:18am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Health

Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2013 at 3:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

by thatsfine / 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

by yayme. / 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML

by mylifesucks / 07/10/2013 at 4:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

by PerfectTiming / 07/08/2013 at 7:19am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Animals