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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3214
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Saywat145 : I'm alive, I guess that's an accomplishment

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Visits<b>rengoonhoo</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 4:11am<b>mushie12</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 1:05am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 3:41am<b>2simz</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 3:23am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 11:22pm<b>Lt_Senpai</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 5:45am<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:19am<b>Tenker</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 11:49pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:12pm<b>PencilTips</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 5:26pm<b>meg0606</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 9:16pm<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:10pm<b>jesterinperil</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:31pm<b>Braxman6</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:52am<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 4:12am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 4:13pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:59pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:28pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:02am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:09pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 1:51am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 4:17am<b>Amaury56</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:14pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 10:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:33am<b>paravoz</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 8:17am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 3:03am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:54am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:12am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:38am<b>pratikp03</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:17am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:13am

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Saywat145's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

by whoops / 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

by E.B. / 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

by anon / 06/20/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

by Anonymous / 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

by Brody89 / 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

by heyhijello / 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

by dear god help me. / 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Hawaii) / Work

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

by ugh / 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

by fsfs / 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Miscellaneous

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

by What. / 08/13/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Money

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm / South Africa / Transportation