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Saywat145

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Saywat145

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2331
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Saywat145 : I'm alive, I guess that's an accomplishment

Saywat145's page activity

Visits<b>Edogg215</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:23pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:01am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:18pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 7:51pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:48pm<b>cbxxii</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:06am<b>zahidnasir</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:45pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:08am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:25am<b>jazzybrar</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 4:51pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:46pm<b>Damafia</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:04pm<b>MattBenid</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:19pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:04am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:55am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:35am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 12:05am<b>Devindelon</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:21pm

Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 12:49pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:17am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:05am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:13am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:12am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:34am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:17am<b>Devindelon</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 3:01pm

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Saywat145's favorite FMLs

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24650) - you deserved it (2210)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32124) - you deserved it (1812)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25802) - you deserved it (5528)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

#21354774
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30303) - you deserved it (1958)

On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

#21204164
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30882) - you deserved it (15988)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

#21192717
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22218) - you deserved it (57504)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

#21189564
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47054) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by E.B. (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

#21181955
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54977) - you deserved it (5375)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

#21181415
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41259) - you deserved it (22272)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

#21176688
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44193) - you deserved it (9954)

On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65672) - you deserved it (32883)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

#20874714
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42484) - you deserved it (11478)

On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47051) - you deserved it (3233)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

#20866525
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23649) - you deserved it (37491)

On 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by ugh - United States (Pennsylvania)



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