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Saywat145

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2724
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Saywat145 : I'm alive, I guess that's an accomplishment

Saywat145's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:28pm<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:10pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:02pm<b>jesterinperil</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:31pm<b>meg0606</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 3:44pm<b>Braxman6</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:52am<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 4:12am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 4:13pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:59pm<b>couchcat</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 5:05pm<b>Alexxandre</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:44am<b>A07</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 3:45am<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 11:41am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 4:36pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 12:54am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:16pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 10:45pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 11:55pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:28pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:02am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:09pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 1:51am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 4:17am<b>Amaury56</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:14pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 10:45pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:33am<b>paravoz</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 8:17am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 3:03am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 1:54am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:12am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:38am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 12:49pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 1:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:17am<b>Cads1</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:10am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:05am

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Saywat145's favorite FMLs

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8298) - you deserved it (43892)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

#21518044
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20166) - you deserved it (7663)

On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

#21512014
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (1982)

On 01/06/2016 at 1:54am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I installed motion sensor lights in my house to save on energy. When I laid down in bed, I saw the lights turn on from downstairs to the kitchen. I live alone. FML

#21508974
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (1705)

On 12/29/2015 at 4:49am - misc - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML

#21493038
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (4814)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

#21480731
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27627) - you deserved it (2752)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

#21478782
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28188) - you deserved it (1530)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

#21478111
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21061) - you deserved it (3892)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by kissandcontrol01 - United States (California)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29128) - you deserved it (2876)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33931) - you deserved it (2016)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (5729)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

#21354774
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32229) - you deserved it (2234)

On 02/12/2015 at 3:14pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML



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