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About SavvyBear : I'm a simple girl born in Texas and raised in Florida.I have a little bit of a wild side but I love those lazy days on the couch with a big sweater and tea.I'm not crazy or anything but I have a love for cats.My boyfriend is my hero.welp, other than that I'm just a friendly person so don't be afraid to say hello.

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