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Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10014) - you deserved it (181609)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML


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