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Savra

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Savra

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 2891
  • Number of comments : 479
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Picture - The Schizophrenic, the bipolar, and the manic-depressive (Glen Brady)

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Savra's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30914) - you deserved it (2239)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28735) - you deserved it (4806)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

#18181534
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17830) - you deserved it (4108)

On 11/07/2011 at 1:49am - work - by Courtney - United States (Texas)

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

#18172214
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24085) - you deserved it (8447)

On 11/06/2011 at 7:17am - animals - by dre_bro11 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

#18171616
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26007) - you deserved it (3053)

On 11/06/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by jeremiah - Australia

Today, my father met my boyfriend for the first time at dinner. The only thing he said to him the whole evening was, "Are you circumcised?" FML

#18164044
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30236) - you deserved it (2863)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by shamed - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15354) - you deserved it (45290)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

#18148198
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27359) - you deserved it (3844)

On 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm - money - by oneillrox - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

#18145802
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20558) - you deserved it (4845)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60636) - you deserved it (4455)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20318) - you deserved it (7124)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26688) - you deserved it (3176)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, my fiancé decided he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

#18135623
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37566) - you deserved it (3319)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:49am - love - by heatherjo - United States

Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML

#18118791
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25065) - you deserved it (3239)

On 10/31/2011 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Hollywoodanonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)



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