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Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (3405)
On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)
Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13058) - you deserved it (1703)
Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
I agree, your life sucks (13286) - you deserved it (805)
On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (1918)
On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11243) - you deserved it (3056)
On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my news feed, I notice a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11815) - you deserved it (23213)
On 11/19/2011 at 7:52pm - misc - by beccabooyah - United States
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10872) - you deserved it (1523)
On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
I agree, your life sucks (4780) - you deserved it (11920)
On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21758) - you deserved it (1551)
On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - work - by arthur (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML
I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (1838)
On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
I agree, your life sucks (10869) - you deserved it (2018)
On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26745) - you deserved it (5639)
Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8067) - you deserved it (732)
On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27630) - you deserved it (2444)
On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)
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