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Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26862) - you deserved it (2388)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40104) - you deserved it (123081)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64359) - you deserved it (4192)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30611) - you deserved it (271482)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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