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Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36018) - you deserved it (3454)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77207) - you deserved it (5773)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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