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  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 January 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I started my period. Every time I try to open a tampon, my dog goes crazy thinking it's one of his treats. Now I have to open them with my hair dryer on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (2625)

On 09/09/2015 at 3:55pm - animals - by nah - United States (Texas)

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28123) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by Why Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, while working security at my job, for the second time, a man with Down's Syndrome entered the store, went to one of the demo computers, opened YouTube, pulled up a video of oiled women wrestling and jerked off. There is no protocol in the handbook for how to deal with this scenario. FML

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML


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On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML


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On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML


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On 05/17/2015 at 1:53pm - health - by Idle_Twin - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML


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On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML


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On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML


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On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML


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On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML


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On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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