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Sassybq1

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Sassybq1

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19182
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sassybq1 : I just updated my profile. If yall read all that i had before i apologize .____. I honestly dont remember ever typing anything like that but now im embarrassed lol.

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Sassybq1's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

#343
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26253) - you deserved it (16962)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42897) - you deserved it (4159)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drank a beer that I thought was mine, it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

#757
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23842) - you deserved it (10493)

On 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (8848)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17894) - you deserved it (82978)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45590) - you deserved it (7600)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45590) - you deserved it (7600)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66372) - you deserved it (18233)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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