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About Sassybq1 : I'm a crazy 15 year old girl who can stop people from commiting suicide in less than 10 mins ;D lolololol yes I'm just THAT fun.
I have many obsessions and if you wanna know something about me just ask ;P
With me it's Live it, Love it, or STFU lol.
I am extremely friendly and if you give me a chance, I can show you that i can get along with anyone :D lol.
I have many different opinions on the facts of life so if you ask something about it prepare, cus you might be offended.
And I'm no huge grammer nazi. I'm from Texas y'all so dont expect me to be extremely proper on EVERYTHING ;P lol.
Have a nice day!
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Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML
Friday 18 July 2014