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by Tj Hunt / 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm / United States / Love
by Sarah / 08/30/2012 at 8:58am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
by ohai95 / 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a date with a great guy, and we were really hitting it off. While we were walking in the park, a woman who smelled like the devil's toenails and looked as if she hadn't bathed in a year passed us. I whispered to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother. FML
by r4inb0wbrit3 / 07/13/2012 at 3:37am / United States (Delaware) / Love
by lostforlife / 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
by scorpionsurviver / 07/08/2012 at 5:47am / United States / Animals
Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML
by Sh*t / 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Kids
by FuckYou / 07/02/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
by Jacqueline / 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm / United Kingdom / Love
by say my name / 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm / Intimacy
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
by anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 2:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Coffee Boy / 06/23/2012 at 12:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML
by Hana / 03/23/2012 at 3:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want… Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no… Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to…