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Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12592) - you deserved it (24010)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34476) - you deserved it (5508)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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