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Sarah__917

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (2120)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37466) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1163825) - you deserved it (125715)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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