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SarahVallo
  • Town/Country : Parkersburg, West Virginia, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SarahVallo : Somewhat addicted to FML. I became a nationaly certified EMT-B at the beginning of March and am going to be taking Paramedic classes hopefully in the fall. I'm also going to be volunteering at a local fire station to get experience and I know a lot of firefighters scattered from around my area. So those little facts kinda explain why I have added several FMLs to my favorites about CPR or firefighters or ambulances. Haha

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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40018) - you deserved it (4296)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

#5841852
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6174) - you deserved it (51662)

On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

#4445744
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11500) - you deserved it (37941)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

#1076233
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43556) - you deserved it (14513)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML

#899104
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49608) - you deserved it (2497)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:07am - work - by Franco (man) - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

#50610
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12645) - you deserved it (25157)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by thedullard (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (19677)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



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