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  • Number of visits : 6457
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SarahBearXoX : I am incredibly random (:

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SarahBearXoX's favorite FMLs

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59301) - you deserved it (3937)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

#12606847
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (13661)

On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

#12552157
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28475) - you deserved it (5007)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (18630)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML

#12519731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31366) - you deserved it (3665)

On 08/14/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by Chad - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

#12431903
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31588) - you deserved it (6418)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28211) - you deserved it (16740)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

#12360935
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32798) - you deserved it (2362)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

#12353500
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38377) - you deserved it (3779)

On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39503) - you deserved it (14499)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

#12277666
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55597) - you deserved it (4209)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

#12277666
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55597) - you deserved it (4209)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

#12224799
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38746) - you deserved it (3287)

On 07/31/2010 at 11:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

#12224799
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38746) - you deserved it (3287)

On 07/31/2010 at 11:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (29337)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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