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SarahBearXoX

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  • Number of visits : 6945
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SarahBearXoX : I am incredibly random (:

SarahBearXoX's page activity

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Fucked!<b>dno79</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:19am<b>alexanderavatar</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:02am<b>4WheelBurnout</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 7:30am

SarahBearXoX's FML badges

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SarahBearXoX's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML

by darn it. / 02/20/2009 at 11:16am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

by buster / 02/13/2009 at 3:06am / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

by Champs / 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

by depraved / 01/08/2009 at 6:21am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health