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Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML


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On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML


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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

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