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Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

#7805682
140 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:57am - misc - by Zephyric - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

#7789192
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11610) - you deserved it (31989)

On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

#7782568
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29193) - you deserved it (7222)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

#7775610
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16671) - you deserved it (4980)

On 02/01/2010 at 8:45am - animals - by dontbadouche - Senegal

Today, my friend was showing me pictures of her and her family. I told her to stop at one of the pictures. I started laughing my back off and said that she looked grotesque. She asked me if I was serious, I swore that I was. It was actually a picture of her sister, who died 1 year ago. FML

#7768128
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5951) - you deserved it (40041)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:45am - misc - by Sam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML

#7766878
208 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

#7744599
212 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

#7742819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19897) - you deserved it (2767)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by snidpea - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

#7739701
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24269) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/31/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by bthms - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

#7736774
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30876) - you deserved it (11995)

On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

#7732713
111 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

#7729865
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20212) - you deserved it (3061)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:38am - health - by lilsis (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

#7724225
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28969) - you deserved it (5185)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14580) - you deserved it (72065)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I decided to give one of them (a seven-year-old) a piggy-back ride, thinking I'm strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before faceplanting on the wooden floor. She is fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML

#7693157
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On 01/30/2010 at 12:05am - kids - by ouchy (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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