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Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10526) - you deserved it (21727)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10526) - you deserved it (21727)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10526) - you deserved it (21727)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML

#8338090
123 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 12:56pm - animals - by matiasbarbero - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML

#8314834
138 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML

#8314834
138 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

#8309732
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On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (7276)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (7276)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (7276)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

#8287074
113 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 2:44am - health - by kiriakousauce21 - Sent from mobile version

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

#8286568
102 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

#8263178
288 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

#8248979
230 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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