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Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was teaching a special techniques class for ballet and was focusing on pirouettes. I was teaching a group of 8 year olds, and one student could do perfect triple turns one after the other. I still can't do them, and I've been dancing for 15 years. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 6:52am - kids - by JJ101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 1:06am - misc - by ApparentlyEmo (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 7:50am - work - by ugamayne - United States (Maryland)
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)
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