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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29391) - you deserved it (5737) - Translated from the version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24836) - you deserved it (4402)

On 10/21/2015 at 7:18am - intimacy - by neilmalik - United States (California)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40629) - you deserved it (3333)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML


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