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Sara95

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 707
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Sara95's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36797) - you deserved it (2561)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28915) - you deserved it (7609)

On 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm - work - by stupid - United States (Wisconsin)



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