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SapphireHoshiko

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SapphireHoshiko

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 347
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SapphireHoshiko : Hi! My name is Sophie. I am 16 and I live in France.

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Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

YESTERDAY... I WAS YELLED AT IN PUBLIC FIR STARING AT A GUY IN A WEELCAIR. I WAS STARING 'CAUSE E WAS SO GOOD LOOKING. FML

#21322556
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34171) - you deserved it (4262)

On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today... on a first date with a guy... I spilld ice cream all over mah pants. He bought me some more... and as I was thanking him... he said... "You've never had a guy treat you right... have you?" I said no and startd crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (4366)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on vacation, mah parents called to inform me that mah best friend had died in a car accident!! Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing mah love for him!! It worked!! FML

#21272324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49066) - you deserved it (4332)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41707) - you deserved it (11635)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (4422)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on . When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explainhat it was, I began eating it . She looked at me confused, then began laughing . It was a dog treat . FML

#21256734
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20571) - you deserved it (26390)

On 09/12/2014 at 1:50am - misc - by oops... - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I startd first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interruptd class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin confidence, her behavior causd students to laugh at me. mega FML

#21253844
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34753) - you deserved it (2443)

On 09/07/2014 at 5:05pm - work - by teacher (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today I Got A Call About A Job Interview Saying I Was Ird . I Was Ecstatic Until Tey Calld Me Back An Said Tey'd Calld Te Wrong Applicant . Tey Calld Again Later Saying Tere'd Been A Mistake An I Really Was Ird . Wen I Went In To Confirm It Tey Said Tey'd Never Eard Of Me . FML

#21252552
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46360) - you deserved it (2506)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by almost governmental (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

yesterday boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into face instead. FML

#21252384
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33919) - you deserved it (3154)

On 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I Was Called In Over Speakers At The Arport !! The Man Who Was Speaking Clerely And Nerely Burst Out Laughing When He Said My Name !! Soon, A Few People Around Also Snickered When They Hered It !! I Had To Wait Five Minutes Before I Could Casually Stand Up !! My Last Name Is Bastard !! FML

#21248318
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41447) - you deserved it (3225)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21240415
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36554) - you deserved it (6064)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today , I called my boyfriend an invited him over to watch a movie. He was all 4 it , until I mentioned I was on my period , at which point he said ( NOPE. ) an hung up on me. big fat FML

#21234002
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39582) - you deserved it (6122)

On 08/10/2014 at 12:42pm - love - by painedandpissed (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML

#21230823
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (3260)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)



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