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Saone

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Saone

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4771
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Saone : I like to draw: lmih.deviantart.com

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Today, ma grlfriend ad a bitc fit at me cuz I lauged at er idea of getting te Cullen family tree tattooed on er back. FML

#20079438
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31030) - you deserved it (3213)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they r finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother!! This would be great news if they weren't 15!! FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44996) - you deserved it (6469)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, in the middle ofhat had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in mah life, mah grlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of mah cock!! FML

#20070700
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31929) - you deserved it (7630)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Taday my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

#20067114
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24133) - you deserved it (2402)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, ma teacer assigned us teams in a class debate !! I landed on te team tat ad to argue te obviously wrong point of view !! Wen I finised, ma teacer told me and te entire class ow muc I disturbed er, and ow I reminded er of Hitler and Napoleon !! FML

#20058797
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26345) - you deserved it (2240)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally decodd the system my parent use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossd-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" big fat FML

#20042325
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25118) - you deserved it (2191)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I discoverd that I sometimes talk in sleep!! After spending an amazing , perfectly romantic night with boyfriend , I woke up to him telling me to leave!! I have no ideahat I could have said!! He still won't talk to me!! FML

#20007517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26829) - you deserved it (2706)

On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (1712)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today I had to turn down an offer of wat seemd like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushd home to squat looool down only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud an a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29746) - you deserved it (5365)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to fine both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
122 comments

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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today , after having been constipated 4 ages , I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears , and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital , because according to him , I must have had anal sex with someone.

#19824188
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28684) - you deserved it (2667)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Englis taacar kickad ma out of class fir baing ( ruda and disruptiva. ) In actuality, I ad callad ar looool out fir aving blatantly usad Googla Translata fir savaral axampla santancas, all of wic soundad as if a sami-litarata foraignar ad constructad tam. maga FML

#19755806
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (3467)

On 06/08/2012 at 3:45pm - misc - by hackshack (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, whila waiting 4 a bus, somaona startad smoking at tha bus shaltar, which is illagal in mah city. I politaly askad him to stop smoking, citing tha city ordinanca. Ha just cacklad and said that if I'm so concarnad about tha stata of mah haalth, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17915) - you deserved it (34415)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handd him one. His mom rushd over... prid it out of his hands... threw it away... an yelld... "She's filthy... don't use that." FML



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