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Sansa_Kroma
  • Town/Country : München, Germany
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
118 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

#19870376
118 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

#19803721
145 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

#19536972
287 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
166 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
120 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point. I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him. My boss fired me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine. FML

#18423886
110 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
134 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
134 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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