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Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML
by tantanpanda / 06/24/2015 at 8:44am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
by wouaf / 05/29/2015 at 12:19am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Kids
by highschoolsucks / 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2014 at 10:29pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by AgentOrion / 08/29/2014 at 12:16am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by whoops / 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML
by great 1st impression / 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML
by I Have Failed / 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm / Spain (Madrid) / Kids
- Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar… Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said… Today, I'm here to inform men that, "If I fucked you, I wouldn't pull out" is not an effective pick…