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  • Town/Country : Germantown, Wisconsin
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1402
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Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10548) - you deserved it (806)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (9685) - you deserved it (1042)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913 (15)

I agree, your life sucks (7871) - you deserved it (60986)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (13244) - you deserved it (910)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8151) - you deserved it (1012)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (18113) - you deserved it (3575)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433 (346)

I agree, your life sucks (12109) - you deserved it (902)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

#18262782 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (19823) - you deserved it (2789)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by jdancerchick - United States

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML

#18249751 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (23413) - you deserved it (1860)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656 (330)

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (37384)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (20790) - you deserved it (1333)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (30150) - you deserved it (2134)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (1553) - you deserved it (14372)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (21392) - you deserved it (1297)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (2641)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States



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