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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 51290
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sanrio90 : I'm a college senior and I study International Relations and Arabic. My hobbies are art, politics, culture, video games, and being outdoors. I'm pretty easy to get along with :-)

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Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45693) - you deserved it (6462)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:29am - love - by acnegirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52366) - you deserved it (23381)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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