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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 September 1933 (81 years)
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About SanpakuEyes : I enjoy FML because I can often commiserate with the sometimes painful, often funny, usually embarrassing, stories. It's about the human condition we all share.

I personally am an artist, poet, singer with a crap day job I do to support my art.

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Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27205) - you deserved it (39039)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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