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About SanpakuEyes : I enjoy FML because I can often commiserate with the sometimes painful, often funny, usually embarrassing, stories. It's about the human condition we all share.
I personally am an artist, poet, singer with a crap day job I do to support my art.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Friday 27 February 2015