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Sannekee's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by Janitoro / 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my wife and I got in a 4-hour heated argument which resulted in her begging for a divorce and admitting that she cheated on me. This all started with us arguing about the instructions for our new IKEA table. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 10:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML
by unfucked / 08/26/2012 at 7:18pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by S. / 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML
by ewww / 08/26/2012 at 5:21am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by yuuupyup / 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2012 at 4:53pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/17/2012 at 3:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm / United States / Love
by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous