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Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 6:58am - misc - by sadface - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version
Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boss gave me an evaluation form for him and told me it was totally anonymous. So, I decided to really be rude about it. At lunch, I asked a co-worker what he put on the evaluation, and he said, "What evaluation?" FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States
Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by konichiwa (man) - United States (California)
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