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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 June 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 951
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Samuraixman : I am a nice guy who likes to have fun with friends. Reading books working out at the gym and just going solo every once in a while

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Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36871) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML



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