About SammyS2012 : Ummm, hi?
Well I'm Sammy. I am on this site 99% of the time by means of the app, so I don't really see private messages.
There's not much to say :/ I'm a boring person.
I try to be as polite as I can in comments, but sometimes you can tell there's some attitude in it. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and to see all perspectives.
That's pretty much it? Bye!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
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On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML
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On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)
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