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SammyS2012

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SammyS2012

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4297
  • Number of comments : 744
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SammyS2012 : Ummm, hi?

Well I'm Sammy. I am on this site 99% of the time by means of the app, so I don't really see private messages.

There's not much to say :/ I'm a boring person.

I try to be as polite as I can in comments, but sometimes you can tell there's some attitude in it. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and to see all perspectives.

That's pretty much it? Bye!

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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SammyS2012's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44715) - you deserved it (5610)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21363) - you deserved it (36409)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46130) - you deserved it (15414)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46130) - you deserved it (15414)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55170) - you deserved it (27679)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

#15487602
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48468) - you deserved it (2970)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML

#15482559
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36960) - you deserved it (3789)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by ewww - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45316) - you deserved it (9578)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46244) - you deserved it (8134)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46244) - you deserved it (8134)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19381) - you deserved it (88686)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19381) - you deserved it (88686)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44555) - you deserved it (13547)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33057) - you deserved it (4856)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52339) - you deserved it (4404) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)



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