About SammyS2012 : Ummm, hi?
Well I'm Sammy. I am on this site 99% of the time by means of the app, so I don't really see private messages.
There's not much to say :/ I'm a boring person.
I try to be as polite as I can in comments, but sometimes you can tell there's some attitude in it. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt and to see all perspectives.
That's pretty much it? Bye!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by excusemeprincess (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
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On 07/28/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by feminista (woman) - Guatemala (Guatemala)
Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by mystery - United States (Arizona)
Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by shygirl - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 9:47am - misc - by Holls (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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