About SammyKins18 : Hello.
I love indie and 80's music.
My favorite band is the Arctic Monkeys, David Bowie and the Smiths, I'm into art, youtube,reading, designing and photography. I also really like Fashion :3
My favorite movies are The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko and The Perks of being a Wallflower.
I loveeeee Pewdiepie and gaming. My favorite games are DOA, Madness Returns, Family Guy and the Walking Dead.
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Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
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On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:30pm - work - by annoyedgirl - United States (Washington)
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm - misc - by phonesmuggler (man) - United States
Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, thinking I was alone at work, I did an impression of Goldar from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I turned around to find out I wasn't alone; a cute girl was staring at me, unimpressed. FML
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On 04/09/2013 at 10:44pm - work - by Goldar - United States
Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML
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On 04/09/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by lonelygirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
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On 03/31/2013 at 2:24am - misc - by BornInTheWrongEra (woman) - United States
Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)
Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML
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On 03/19/2013 at 4:12pm - misc - by :( - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my husband woke up, rolled over, and said, "Good morning, beautiful." He hasn't called me that in months, but as I was about to reply, I realized he was talking to his pet turtle, not me. FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States
Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 2:59pm - health - by cay - United States (New York)
Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia
Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML
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On 01/05/2013 at 12:30am - love - by VampObsessed - United States (Texas)
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