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SammIght

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SammIght : Hey glad you came to stalk me. Not really
Not much to know about me.
I've ridden horses for 12 years and own 3 of my own horses.
I'm somewhat of a geek.
I love as I lay dying, august burns red, slayer, Alesana, escape the date, flyleaf and skillet.
I'm told I'm very cocky, crazy, insane, hard to handle.
I'm not a fan of emotions.
I have 11 piercing.
From a small town but with big dreams.
I'm going to be on my iPod all the time so don't get mad if I don't reply. Please:)
And am capable of turning everything dirty so I'm told.
I'm a horror and suspense movie lover.
CTFxC FTW!!
Now go stalk someone else please and thank you:)
Bye!

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Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML

#17612364
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28881) - you deserved it (5551)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by bobin - United States

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30257) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12505) - you deserved it (42874)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30144) - you deserved it (5654)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37652) - you deserved it (3298)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

#17471582
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24964) - you deserved it (2806)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26274) - you deserved it (9372)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26274) - you deserved it (9372)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML

#14836344
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (7360)

On 02/04/2011 at 2:59am - intimacy - by missbrit (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

#14600579
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9706) - you deserved it (28260)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37405) - you deserved it (7475)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML

#14140366
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17475) - you deserved it (38495)

On 12/09/2010 at 7:31am - intimacy - by NeverDrinkingAgain - Canada

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

#13674952
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22939) - you deserved it (4740)

On 11/01/2010 at 1:24pm - intimacy - by grimatwork (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

#10433872
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36597) - you deserved it (9478)

On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML

#7606861
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26295) - you deserved it (2177)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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